int. apartment - night
Two dull looking men, Steve and Michael, are wearing suits and party hats. They are middle aged, balding, and in the mood to party.
STEVE: Have you had any of the punch yet?
MICHAEL: No, but I am aware of its presence.
STEVE: I got it discounted.
MICHAEL: 10 percent?
STEVE: I bought the gin to spike it wholesale.
MICHAEL: Have you done it yet?
MICHAEL: Spiked the punch.
STEVE: Not yet. Do you want to do it?
Michael puts gin in the punch.
STEVE: You're a devil.
MICHAEL: This is a great party.
STEVE: Who knows what the next financial year will bring?
STEVE: Here's hoping.
MICHAEL: Lets drink to that.
They clink their glasses, and drink.
STEVE: My wife left me.